New Column at Real Pants / Stories in Wigleaf
Crazy day today. It’s really cold and I have to walk to the bank and get a notary public to witness me sign some documents. Also have to get some money out of the ATM machine to buy parts to fix my...
View ArticleCh-Ch-Changes
1 The other night, the king came back from the dead and he was even dragging his throne with him up from the pit in the earth where he’d been killed by his enemies over three thousand years ago. He...
View ArticleTroll Dolls and Scarecrows
For Real Pants I wrote about working at a farm market, dealing with a co-worker who wouldn’t shut up about D&D, cutting firewood, making Christmas wreaths, organizing troll dolls and beanie babies...
View ArticleNew Story “The Paralyzer” published at Third Point
Couple updates :Last night was a good night. I got a haircut so I don’t look like this anymore. It was a nice haircut because as soon as I waked in the place, they poured me a bourbon and handed it...
View ArticleNew short “Coral Reef” and an Interview at Moonsick
Today I have a story called Coral Reef at Moonsick Magazine. The story is about two peeps driving around their hometown on acid and contemplating cutting off the head of the town’s mascot, a plaster...
View ArticleAll The Work Safe Or Die Trying Essays So Far
Hi Everybody, Since the beginning of the year, I’ve been writing an essay a week for Real Pants. The essays are about creativity and working for a living. I work heavy construction in an oil refinery...
View ArticleAn essay about working in a nuclear power plant
Hello Everybunny, I have been writing an essay almost every week about the intersection between creativity and working a labor intensive job away from the computer desk. The essays are all collected...
View ArticleEssay About Dogs
Conspiracists think that Hilary Clinton had a body double yesterday that went around and did double double stuff, that’s cool. I would like a body double for myself also. To do body double stuff. Like...
View ArticleMy Story “Boss” Published at Hobart
Life is such a maze. It’s easy to get lost in the maze but most of the time you can get through the worst part of the maze by working together with other people passing through the maze. I wrote this...
View ArticleNew Book / New Stories
Hello, I hope everyone is doing good. I’ve got some friends riding out Hurricane Matthew in Florida, but it looks like they’re gonna be okay. Was worried about one friend in particular who lives in a...
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